Ms. Thing
6 mins
Ms. Thing is a spoof on the late night TV infomercial. It follows the story of Jill, an emotionally volatile urban lesbian who is looking for love in all the wrong places. She’s a failure at dating. Her new, live-in relationship crumbles over a domestic difference. Just as she reaches an all-time low, stalking her ex on her social networking site, Jill’s knight in shining armor appears at the door. Not a man. Not even a woman. Jill’s prayers are answered by Ms. Thing, the perfect solution for women who are fed up with conventional relationships. Ms. Thing caters to her every need, provides unconditional love and long lasting sexual satisfaction.
Melanie Bray
Jill
S.D. Holman
Chaz
Rika Moorhouse
Ms. Thing
Kim Barsanti
Courier
Holly Rolfe
Cynthia Thunderclap
Tanya Fruehauf
Felicity
Mette Bach
Writer
Jenypher Fisher
Editor
Ken Boesem
Art Direction
James Allan
Property Master
Sandra Mayo
Consulting Producer
Krista McMillan
Producer's Assistant
Andrea Hector
Music
Ian Jones
Sound Mixer
Angela Short
Casting
Don Mann
Sound Effects Editor
Neil Clements
Foley
Gael MacLean
Sound Designer
Claire Querée
Producer
Sanaa Ak Martinez
Makeup & Hair
Melva McLean
Script Supervisor
Robin West
Gaffer
Ted Tozer
Consulting Editor
Lauren James Vanderheide
Lighting Technician
Cindy Mah
Production Assistant
John Christie
Colorist
Doug Paterson
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Bettina Strauss
Still Photographer
John Christie
Digital Effects Producer
Daniel Devita
Consulting Editor
Victoria Cheri Bennett
Production Coordinator
Michael Kling
Production Assistant
Christine McLeod
Dialogue Editor
Sarah Landford
Casting Assistant
Wes Ochitwa
Boom Operator
Christina Lenic
Lighting Design
Alana Murray
Clearances Coordinator