Tommy 'Wannabe' Williger

Mom / Attendant

Pop

Bus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper)

Bus Passenger #1

Bus Passenger #2

Cab Driver

Transvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2

Tattooed Skateboarder

Spencer Harris

Maria Melrose

Depressed Man

U.T. Reporter

Survivor

Handicapped Guy

Depressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna)

Irving Cruise

Ethel Streep

Ralph Spielberg

Metro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian)

Jenny Lane

Patron #1

Pablo

Lance McShwartz

Man on Street

Casting Director

Mime Heckler / Running Man

Leonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice)

Punk

Older Customer

Manager

Lance's Assistant

Martin Scorcese

Deputy Sheriff

Security Guard #1

Security Guard #2

Director

Co-Producer

Producer

Writer

Writer

Co-Producer