Chief Inspector Even Longer/Screaming Woman

Inspector Very Long/Rose Seller

Earl of Cockwood

Miss Pennymarket

Dieter Dubinsky

Alfons Hatler

Rather Short

Doris Dubinsky

Sir John

Mrs. Nora

Dr. Brinkman

Smeerlap

Miss Drycunt

Deaf Jack

Dicker Hai

Talkshow Host

Pommi

Fritti

The Hunchback of Soho

Member of Die Bande des Schreckens

Member of Die Bande des Schreckens

The Dumb Archer

The Black Colourful Abbot

The Caretaker with the Cord Hat

Arse with Ears

The Robber Hotzenplotz

Dr. No

Dr. Yes

Pantomime

Susan

Mandy

The Trixxer (old)

Sergeant Smegma

Lacquer Whore in front of Fishy Fingers

Seaman

Face of the Frog/Handsome Steve

Arse with Ears (voice)

Face of the Frog

Edgar Wallace's Neighbor

Miss Drycunt (voice)

The Black Colourful Abbot (voice)

Old Woman with walker

Larry

Face of the Frog

Director

Screenplay

Screenplay

Screenplay

Producer

Co-Producer

Co-Producer

Producer

Characters

Line Producer

Art Direction

Special Effects Makeup Artist

Assistant Director

Unit Production Manager

Casting Assistant

Script Consultant

Makeup Department Head

Editor

Co-Producer

Script Consultant

Production Design

Creative Producer

Post Producer

Wigmaker

Key Makeup Artist

Props

Producer

Production Manager

Line Producer

Music

Editor

Casting

Sound Engineer

Costume Design

Director of Photography