Slow Learners
96 mins
High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.
Bobby Spears Jr.
Fellini Café Waiter
Amy Londyn
Female Student
Francis Toner
Partying Teacher
Natalie Anne Pagano
Keg Standing School Nurse
Rebecca Anne Viscuse
Body Shot Girl
Julie Mun
Carol
Sarah Van Auken
Ambivalent Girl
Schoolly D
Rapper
Angela Shelton
Michelle
Devante LeYeom
Tyree
Molly Pace
Elayna
John Jensen
Johnny
Martha Stuckey
June
Mark Ogawa
Ricky
Daniel Reguera
Darts Opponent
Amanda Kay Livezey
Bar Waitress
David Prado
Bartender
Christopher Dalbey
Wasted Guy
Amanda Damron
Diana
Michelle Mercier
Fun Girl on Bar
Sean LeeRoy
Good Looking Meathead
Chase Bowman
Guy at Door #1
David Beaver
Guy at Door #2
Greg Wood
Prisoner of Love Narrator (voice)
Thomas Leonard
Bar Drunk
Rachel Johnston
Model Date
Patti Davidson-Gorbea
Phone Message Stacy
Carlos Delgado
Furniture Repo Guy #1
Lou Rosmini
Furniture Repo Guy #2
Dana Kreitz
Lara
Aaron Benjamin Miller
Random Guy
George Williams
Party Guy 1 (uncredited)
Sheena M. Joyce
Director
Rita Squitiere
Costume Designer
Jackie Mulhearn
Music Supervisor
Talia Osteen
Original Music Composer
Dov Rosenblatt
Original Music Composer
Michael Crenshaw
Production Design
Demian Fenton
Editor
Chase Bowman
Director of Photography
Edward J. Eberwine III
Line Producer
Kathleen E. Kearney
Associate Producer
Tommy Joyner
Producer
Jamie Lokoff
Producer
Brian O'Connor
Producer
Tammy Tiehel
Producer
Peter C. Swords
Story
Heather Maidat
Screenplay
Heather Maidat
Story
Lauren K. McGarry
First Assistant Director
Ashley McGarry
Second Assistant Director
Chris Cazavilan
Key Grip
Jacob Overholt
Best Boy Grip
Britt Mock
Best Boy Grip
Aaron Hollander
Best Boy Grip
Cory Lonas
Gaffer
Daniel Pennington
Best Boy Electric
Kelly Croke
Best Boy Electric
Warren Renneisen
Best Boy Electric
Joseph Hennigan
First Assistant Camera
Andy Hensler
Second Assistant Camera
Casey David Johnson
Second Assistant Camera
Wil Masisak
Sound Mixer
Alexa Rae O'Neill
Set Costumer
Ali Petre
Costumer
Shannon McKernan
Wardrobe Assistant
April Chatman-Royce
Key Makeup Artist
Tammie Castagna
Key Hair Stylist
Teresa Castagna
Hairstylist
Tara Matlock
Hairstylist
Mark Sonderskov
Art Direction
Doug Sakmann
Property Master
Doug Sakmann
Set Dresser
Trevor Jenkins
Property Master
Trevor Jenkins
Set Dresser
John Maresca
Assistant Art Director
Andrew Burgh
Assistant Property Master
Andrew Burgh
Set Dresser
George Sloan
Construction Coordinator
Peter Kousakis
Casting Assistant
Diane Heery
Casting
Jason Loftus
Casting
Julianna Cossman
Extras Casting Coordinator
Rob Holt
ADR Voice Casting
David Beaver
Script Supervisor
Josh Arnolde
Stand In
Doug Cashell
Stand In
Jessa Lynn Casner
Stand In
Eric Houser
Stand In
Audrey O'Connor
Stand In
Andrew Radomicki
Stand In
John Thomas
Stand In
Thomas P. Quigley
Gaffer
Mike Gialloreto
Grip
Ahing Huang
First Assistant Camera
Todd Rawiszer
Second Assistant Camera
Kelly Joell
Makeup Artist
Cody Cichowski
Sound Editor
Cody Cichowski
Sound Mixer
Joel Metzler
Foley Artist
Mark Schultz
Audio Post Coordinator