Slow Learners
96 mins
High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.
Bobby Spears Jr.
Fellini Café Waiter
Amy Londyn
Female Student
Francis Toner
Partying Teacher
Natalie Anne Pagano
Keg Standing School Nurse
Rebecca Anne Viscuse
Body Shot Girl
Julie Mun
Carol
Sarah Van Auken
Ambivalent Girl
Schoolly D
Rapper
Angela Shelton
Michelle
Devante LeYeom
Tyree
Molly Pace
Elayna
John Jensen
Johnny
Martha Stuckey
June
Mark Ogawa
Ricky
Daniel Reguera
Darts Opponent
Amanda Kay Livezey
Bar Waitress
David Prado
Bartender
Christopher Dalbey
Wasted Guy
Amanda Damron
Diana
Michelle Mercier
Fun Girl on Bar
Sean LeeRoy
Good Looking Meathead
Chase Bowman
Guy at Door #1
David Beaver
Guy at Door #2
Greg Wood
Prisoner of Love Narrator (voice)
Thomas Leonard
Bar Drunk
Rachel Johnston
Model Date
Patti Davidson-Gorbea
Phone Message Stacy
Carlos Delgado
Furniture Repo Guy #1
Lou Rosmini
Furniture Repo Guy #2
Dana Kreitz
Lara
Aaron Benjamin Miller
Random Guy
George Williams
Party Guy 1 (uncredited)
Sheena M. Joyce
Director
Jackie Mulhearn
Music Supervisor
Demian Fenton
Editor
Tammy Tiehel
Producer
Chase Bowman
Director of Photography
Michael Crenshaw
Production Design
Edward J. Eberwine III
Line Producer
Jamie Lokoff
Producer
Rita Squitiere
Costume Designer
Dov Rosenblatt
Original Music Composer
Kathleen E. Kearney
Associate Producer
Tommy Joyner
Producer
Heather Maidat
Story
Talia Osteen
Original Music Composer
Brian O'Connor
Producer
Peter C. Swords
Story
Heather Maidat
Screenplay
Wil Masisak
Sound Mixer
Lauren K. McGarry
First Assistant Director
Ashley McGarry
Second Assistant Director
Andrew Burgh
Set Dresser
David Beaver
Script Supervisor
Cody Cichowski
Sound Mixer
Joseph Hennigan
First Assistant Camera
Shannon McKernan
Wardrobe Assistant
Diane Heery
Casting
Ahing Huang
First Assistant Camera
Todd Rawiszer
Second Assistant Camera
Aaron Hollander
Best Boy Grip
Alexa Rae O'Neill
Set Costumer
Tammie Castagna
Key Hair Stylist
Trevor Jenkins
Property Master
Trevor Jenkins
Set Dresser
Josh Arnolde
Stand In
Daniel Pennington
Best Boy Electric
Audrey O'Connor
Stand In
Joel Metzler
Foley Artist
Mark Schultz
Audio Post Coordinator
Julianna Cossman
Extras Casting Coordinator
Jessa Lynn Casner
Stand In
Jacob Overholt
Best Boy Grip
Tara Matlock
Hairstylist
Doug Sakmann
Property Master
Britt Mock
Best Boy Grip
Teresa Castagna
Hairstylist
George Sloan
Construction Coordinator
Peter Kousakis
Casting Assistant
Rob Holt
ADR Voice Casting
Kelly Croke
Best Boy Electric
Andrew Burgh
Assistant Property Master
John Thomas
Stand In
Mike Gialloreto
Grip
Kelly Joell
Makeup Artist
Doug Cashell
Stand In
Andrew Radomicki
Stand In
April Chatman-Royce
Key Makeup Artist
Mark Sonderskov
Art Direction
Doug Sakmann
Set Dresser
Chris Cazavilan
Key Grip
Casey David Johnson
Second Assistant Camera
Ali Petre
Costumer
Warren Renneisen
Best Boy Electric
Andy Hensler
Second Assistant Camera
John Maresca
Assistant Art Director
Jason Loftus
Casting
Thomas P. Quigley
Gaffer
Cody Cichowski
Sound Editor
Cory Lonas
Gaffer
Eric Houser
Stand In