Kung-Fu and Titties
It's not porn. It's just great.
92 mins
Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.
Sean Molnar
Richard Titties
Jonathan Kline
Marv
Evan Goldstein
Black Lightning
Christian Acevedo
Thug #4
Robin Corneby
Woman on Horse
David Johanson
Random Guy
Sophia Disgrace
Techno Babe
Crystal Parra Acevedo
Tiffany
Leah Bay
Captive Woman
Chiva Soriano
Bethany
Dawn Jones
Annoying Slave
Kecia Craigg
Singing Slave
Jody Ebert
Thug #1
Hunter Schlesinger
Bum #1
Mark Migdal
Bum #2
Joseph McConnell
Bum #3
Lori Cecilia
Amanda
Mike Reineke
Psycho Thug
Tony Aidan Vo
Thug #6
Jeannette Trexler
Roxanne
Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy
Thug #7
Adam Czaplinski
Thug #12
Salvatore Toarmina
Thug #13
Mike Finelli
Naked Bartender
Evelyn Vinyl
Tea
Sam Masotto
J.J.
Doug Drucker
Thug #10
Chet Hardaway
Thug #8
Stanislav Shkilnyi
Victor
John Williams
Thug #9
Benedict Hudson
Thug #14
Robert Weba
Thug #2
Steven Potenzieri
Christian
Loria Vlies
Future
Cosimo Camporeale
Croatian #1
Rob Cottignies
Croatian #2
Maurice Avalishvili
Croatian #3
Jonathan Avalishvili
Croatian #4
Joe Poltrictzky
Croatian #5
Raelynn Finelli
Little Girl
Joseph McConnell
Director
Wayne R. Whitley
Dialogue
Rob Cottignies
Writer
Melissa Libutti
Writer
Randy Molnar
Dialogue
Joseph McConnell
Writer
E. Joseph McConnell
Executive Producer
Nathan Cervoni
Original Music Composer
Crystal Parra Acevedo
Makeup Artist
Rob Cottignies
Boom Operator
Ben Graef
Original Music Composer
Shane McConnell
Executive Producer
Hudson Cerone
Original Music Composer
Liz Krov
Costume Design
Rob Cottignies
Second Assistant Director
Robert A. Chapnick
Producer
Robin Corneby
Associate Producer
Randy Molnar
Consulting Producer
Leech Ernowetz
Original Music Composer
Liz Krov
Art Direction
Nicky Botelho
Makeup Artist
Daniel Berk
Original Music Composer
Dave Allen
Original Music Composer
Liz Krov
Makeup Artist
Mike Reineke
Associate Producer
Ian Dunsdon
Producer
Liz Krov
Co-Producer
Joe Poltrictzky
Stunts
Evan Goldstein
Associate Producer
Joseph McConnell
Executive Producer
Nicky Botelho
Hairstylist
Ryan Senning
Original Music Composer
Mark Migdal
Transportation Coordinator
Chet Hardaway
Stunts
Nathan Cervoni
Still Photographer
Kecia Craigg
Production Coordinator
Crystal Parra Acevedo
Hairstylist
Mike Hoffmann
Boom Operator
Jonathan Avalishvili
Stunts
Salvatore Toarmina
Production Assistant
MJ Johnston
Director of Photography
Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy
Stunt Coordinator
Justin Teichen
Assistant Camera
Christopher Magnus
Costumer
Nicky Botelho
Producer's Assistant
Ninette Murray
Catering
Mike Hoffmann
Gaffer
Gail Dejmal
Catering
Zeb Kandros
Original Music Composer
Sam Masotto
Catering
Liz Krov
Hairstylist
Maurice Avalishvili
Stunts
Sam Masotto
Still Photographer
John Migdal
Post Production Supervisor
Christian Acevedo
Security
Barbara McConnell
Catering
Eleanor McConnell
Catering
Mike Hoffmann
Grip
Steven Potenzieri
Production Assistant
Adam Czaplinski
Production Assistant