The Lumberjack of All Trades
The Greatest Thrill Classic of All Time
71 mins
Mark the Lumberjack is a woodsman with a bad temper and an even worse drinking problem. The Prospector, a gold-hunting old man awakens a monster within the hills. Sheriff Hanson and Deputy Allen, prove themselves incapable of handling the monster. The fate of the town falls into the hands of Mark and his rag-tag group of rebels: Brick McPherson the strong arm with an insatiable appetite, Greasy Joe the mechanic and Brick's sidekick, and Winston the old war veteran who can find the humor in any situation. Can this team of troublemakers take down the savage beast that is ravaging the town?
Ken Johnson
Mark the Lumberjack
The Chris Bosies
Brick McPherson
Sammy Barnes
Greasy Joe
Warren Bloodsworth Jr.
Winston
Bob Connelly
The Prospector
Don Atkinson
Bunky
Matt Ripa
Sam Bucket
John Taylor
Bob Bucket
Josh Taylor
Bill Bucket
Graham Caldwell
Sheriff Hanson
Kurt Ludwick
Deputy Allen
Jim King
The Doc
Richard Bird
Arnie
Paul Klaverweiden
Mitch
Mary Vease
Mee Maw
Robert Walter
Officer Butch
Fred Wimbrow
Bigfoot
Jon Parke
Jerk Bear
Brian Keane
Dan Doppler
Michael Hudson
Porn-mag Pete
Joan Morris
Leonard's Mistress
Matt Bogdan
Dennis Loafer
Rob Schneider
Big Bury Bomber #1
Nancy Davies
Big Bury Bomber #2
Vaughn H. Waters
Pimp Daddy
Matthew LaCurts
Cheap Charlie (voice)
Eric Walter
The Bitch (voice)
Paul Klaverweiden
Music
Matthew LaCurts
Second Unit Cinematographer
Matthew LaCurts
Visual Effects Editor
Matthew LaCurts
Prop Maker
Eric Walter
Writer
Matthew LaCurts
Editor
Matthew LaCurts
Animation
Matthew LaCurts
Writer
Matthew LaCurts
Special Effects
Matthew LaCurts
Stunts
Eric Walter
Cinematography
Dave Schwarten
Producer
Melanie Spencer
Makeup Artist
Deborah J. Dawson
Producer
Eric Walter
Director
Eric Walter
Editor
Melanie Spencer
Hairstylist
Eric Walter
Makeup Effects
Matthew LaCurts
Property Master
Matthew LaCurts
Characters
Deborah J. Dawson
Production Manager