If You Go Down in the Woods Today
78 mins
A Boy Scout troupe led by their scoutmaster (Sykes) is on a field trip to a seemingly-peaceful English woodland. However, the woods are actually teeming with strange characters, some of whom turn out to be disguised police officers and others criminals. The police are searching for £2,000,000 in stolen banknotes and hope that the criminals will lead them to them. The criminals, on the other hand, are aware that the police are looking for them and doing their best to avoid betraying the location of their stash.
Crispin Dexter
Edison
Wayne Brooks
Cub Scout
Quinn Hawkins
Cub Scout
Terry Kinsella
Cub Scout
Keith Shail
Cub Scout
Rupert Sheard
Cub Scout
Timothy Woodward
Cub Scout
Steven Crossley
Picnic 1
Leo Dolan
Police Sergeant
Bryan Oliver
Marker 5
Osmund Bullock
Police Constable Turner
Jeremy Gittens
Police Constable Jones
Peter Caton
3rd Patient
Anna Dawson
Courting Woman
Bunny May
Courting Man
Nigel McLaughlan
Huntsman
Mark Holmes
Police Constable
Peter Childs
Sergeant Beaconsfield
Geoffrey Leesley
Army Radio Operator
Marc Sinden
RAF Radio Operator
Terence Maidment
Frogman
Stuart Fell
Fisherman
Rory O'Connor
Colonel Norriss' Assistant
David Garth
Ministry Official
Norman Gay
Wealthy Gentleman (uncredited)
Ralph G. Morse
Cocky Soldier (uncredited)