Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.
113 mins
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
Jean Argyle
Mrs. Calhoun
John James Bannon
1st MP
Stan Barrett
Green Beret Soldier
James Gavin
Helicopter Pilot
Fred Scheiwiller
Stunts
Dick Crockett
Stunts
Hy Averback
Director
Ben Sad
Boom Operator
Robert Bau
Makeup Artist
James W. Payne
Set Decoration
Gary Liddiard
Makeup Artist
Larry Hampton
Special Effects
Burnett Guffey
Director of Photography
John F. Burnett
Editor
Jack Poplin
Production Design
Hal Captain
Writer
Fred Engel
Producer
Jerry Fielding
Original Music Composer