No Sex Please: We're British
85 mins
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
David Swift
Inspector Paul
John Bindon
Pete Hunter
Eric Longworth
Man with Lighter
Fred Griffiths
Delivery Man
Bart Allison
Council Workman
Joe Reah
Drum Major
Jack Arrow
Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Pauline Chamberlain
Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Victor Harrington
Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Walter Henry
Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Fred Machon
Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Pam Rose
Bank Teller (uncredited)
Cliff Owen
Director
Alistair Foot
Theatre Play
Julia Squire
Costume Design
John Gale
Co-Producer
Jenia Reissar
Casting
Johnnie Mortimer
Screenplay
Ken Hodges
Director of Photography
Gordon Bond
Hairstylist
John Woolf
Executive Producer
Eric Rogers
Original Music Composer
Ralph Kemplen
Editor
Ray Simm
Production Design
Wally Schneiderman
Makeup Artist
Anthony Marriott
Theatre Play
John R. Sloan
Producer
Anthony Marriott
Screenplay
Brian Cooke
Screenplay
Ariel Levy
Assistant Director
Denis Johnson
Production Supervisor