No Sex Please: We're British
85 mins
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
David Swift
Inspector Paul
John Bindon
Pete
Eric Longworth
Man with Lighter
Fred Griffiths
Delivery Man
Bart Allison
Council Workman
Cliff Owen
Director
John Woolf
Executive Producer
John Gale
Co-Producer
Julia Squire
Costume Design
Wally Schneiderman
Makeup Artist
Ralph Kemplen
Editor
Gordon Bond
Hairstylist
Johnnie Mortimer
Screenplay
Jenia Reissar
Casting
Anthony Marriott
Theatre Play
Ken Hodges
Director of Photography
Eric Rogers
Original Music Composer
Ray Simm
Production Design
John R. Sloan
Producer
Brian Cooke
Screenplay
Alistair Foot
Theatre Play
Anthony Marriott
Screenplay
Ariel Levy
Assistant Director
Denis Johnson
Production Supervisor