Eskimo Nell
85 mins
Three young men, a scriptwriter, a producer and a director are called in by Benny U Murdoch, an exotic movie producer. He wants to make a new erotic movie starring a big woman - the "Eskimo Nell" of the title. However problems start from the beginning, the scriptwriter is a virgin, a lover of penguins and hasn't a clue on how to write an erotic movie, each of the three main backers want a different type of movie - a western, an erotic and a kung-fu movie with different people in the main part. However problems really start for the three when Benny runs off with all the money and they have to make three different versions of the same film and try not to let the backers and stars know what has happened. And this is made harder when there is a clean-up-filth society breathing down their necks....
Terence Edmond
Clive Potter
Jonathan Adams
Lord Coltwind
Diane Langton
Gladys Armitage
Gordon Tanner
Big Dick
Beth Porter
Billie Harris
Max Mason
Dave
Christopher Neil
Brendan
Stephen Marsh
Rudolph
Stephen Riddle
Simon
Sheila Bernette
Casting Girl
Tony Sympson
Grandfather
Beatrice Shaw
Grandmother
Jenny Short
Maggie
Michael Worsley
Charlie
Lewis Barber
Mexican Pete
David Toguri
Kung Fu Artist
Dave Carter
Laboratory Man
Connie Brodie
Royal Personage
Bill Maelor-Jones
Cinema Manager
Laurie Goode
Cowboy (uncredited)
Kristin Hatfield
Woman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited)
Charles Pemberton
Policeman (uncredited)
Barry Jacobs
Executive Producer
Pat Foster
Editor
Ken Turner
Production Manager
Carlotta Barrow
Production Design
Peter Hannan
Director of Photography