Deputy James Garcia

Deputy Cherisha Kimball

Deputy Travis Junior

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Deputy Clementine Johnson

Deputy Raineesha Williams

Deputy S. Jones

Chief of Police

District Attorney

Miss Acapulco

Kevlar Guy

Cheyenne the Helicopter Model

Sheriff of Aspen

Persnickety Desk Worker

Jeff Spoder

Glen the Desk Clerk

Spring Break Dream Girl

Captain Rogers, DHS

Alligator Expert

Tammy

Ethan the Drug Lord

Drug Lord's Girlfriend

Drug Lord's First Hostage

Breen the Plumber

Tattooed Guy

Tattoo Shop Owner #1

Terry

Decontamination Guy

Russian Model

Drug Lord's Second Hostage

Tattoo Shop Owner #2

Deaf Tattoo Artist

Tattoo Victim

Wrestling Referee

Jello Wrestler

Dangle's "Body Double"

Wiegel's "Body Double"

Ron of Ron's Tattoo

Paul

Hot Paramedic

Spoder's Mom

Clapping Cop

Barry Baum

Sir Terrence

Steve Marmella

Jose Jose Jose

Proctologist

Mansion Gunman (uncredited)

Policeman (uncredited)

Bike Cop (uncredited)

Smoking Cop (uncredited)

Self (uncredited)

Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)

Roller Babe (uncredited)

Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)

Stripper (uncredited)

Naked Armenian (uncredited)

Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)

Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)

Bartender (uncredited)

Japanese Tourist (uncredited)

Police Officer (uncredited)

Police Officer (uncredited)

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Executive Producer

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Executive Producer

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Director

Executive Producer

Director of Photography

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Original Music Composer

Casting

Executive Producer

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Costume Design

Stunts

Stunts

Stunts

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Foley Editor

Sound Effects Editor

Writer

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Foley Artist

Writer

Writer

Supervising Sound Editor

Dialogue Editor

Sound Mixer

Supervising Sound Editor

Foley Artist