Tex Beckerson / Tex Beckerson Jr.

Narrator

Barnaby

Extra

Otis

Blue

Drunk Guy

Carl

The Worm (segment: "The King of Carrot Flowers")

Genesis

Groundskeeper Billy

Dr. Irvin Beutler

Tobias

Sully

Dante

Father

Danny

Black Sabbath Member

Paramedic

DJ Valerie Grillz

Chancellor Barry

Hospital Attendant

Hood

Black Sabbath Member

Peep Show Voyeur (uncredited)

Jihadist

The Cop

Ed Groupie (uncredited)

Diner Patron (uncredited)

Dusty

Zham Zham

Elderly Man

Father Thorn